Brendan: Why the hell would i ever do that?
me: BECAUSE IT WOULD BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND JOY
Brendan: I forgot...i have to go...I'm getting my toenails polished...
me: I am nice enough to not post that on Facebook... but you can bet your sweet ass it's in my most recent journal entry
Inspired by THC and this website
I psychotically love my boyfriend.
I will make a real update later.