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Woman you got too many brambles...

...but I always liked a good storm.

Created on 2000-08-23 20:14:29 (#12231), last updated 2008-11-26

20,394 comments received, 36,146 comments posted

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Basic Info

Name:	Fire thought she'd really rather be Water instead
Birthdate:	03-20
Location:	Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States
Website:	sugarpuss_icons

Contact:

xxbringmesugarxx@aol.com

Bio

people who have an interest
in me which I do not understand
have visited this page
since 9.22.03

This really strikes me as something that should be obvious, but apparently to some it isn't. This journal is locked; if I do not add you to my friends list, you can only see the public entry that announces -- you got it -- that my journal is locked. If you add me, comment on that post and tell me that you added me, and how you found me and all that good stuff; I don't auto-add anyone and if you don't tell me you added me, I probably won't find out.

Also, if you are here to troll/insult/annoy/etc. me, don't bother. I will mock the shit out of you, laugh at you with my friends, and report you to Livejournal. You know who you are; I'll just get you suspended yet again.

Dislikes:

92: "intelligent" "dance" "music", almost having an orgasm, anna nicole smith, anne rice being compared to poppy z. brite, anti-drug propoganda/hardcore straightedge jackasses, any music involving words like thrash/speed/doom/death, any sort of mouth/dental pain, arrogance, bad grammar/spelling, being alone, being broke, being given something and then being made to feel guilty about accepting it, being hungry but not feeling like eating, being in a car too long, being stuck in the middle, being trapped, being woken up, bible thumpers, biological/chemical warfare, circuitous conversations, cold weather, conservatives, constantly dealing with fucking bullshit, cookie-cutter people, courtney love and anyone who is naive enough to think she had nothing to do with kurt's death, crashed hopes, crashing, dentists, disappointment, double standards, drowning/any sort of asphyxiation, drymouth, fake hippy lesbians feigning clinical depression, feeling old, feet, fighting with people who matter, fuckers who are all talk, garish colorful large tattoos, george bush, gin, guilt, having to repeat myself fifty damn times, homophobia, horseflies, how codependent i am, hypocrisy, insomnia, lies, loss, menthol cigarettes, missing people, my mental illnesses, narrowmindedness, nausea/vomiting, nicole ritchie, nose rings (for the most part), not being where i wanted/expected to be in life, organized religion, overuse of net slang, panic attacks/fear, paris hilton, people who really think all drugs are all bad all the time, people who try to shove their beliefs on me, pointlessness, popup ads, republicans except for my dad, ridiculous drug myths and peoples' inability to accept fact instead, ridiculously drunk people, ridiculously hot weather, running out of drugs, rush limbaugh, shaving, silence, sleep deprivation, snoring, sometimes my impulsivity, spicy food, sugarpuss jokes (there's not one i haven't heard)/random sex ims, the end of something good, the fact that hunter s. thompson is dead, the fuckers i hate on lj who know who they are, the patriot act, the smell of olive oil, this stupid war, thousand leggers, tom cruise's scientology bullshit, uncertainty, unfairness, unrepentant stupidity, waiting, westerns, what-iffing

TESTIMONIALS!

groovylayne:
Pennsylvania, a place I have n'er been,
But go I must one day do, for radical-ness awaits me there.
No man shall stand in my way, or my steel-toed shall meet their shin,
And even though I am a generous creature, this prize I will never share.

Oh Kat, Oh Kat
Your cock-rock music soothes my soul
Oh Kat, Oh Kat
Your words are never dull

Velvet chocolate are the color of your eyes,
I can wrap your hair around me like a silken scarf.
Your breasts are more delectable than two key lime pies,
I even find it cute that you're afraid of someone's barf.

Oh Kat, Oh Kat
No less than a goddess you are
Oh Kat, Oh Kat
Cursed I am to be so far

Kismet is the name of your cat,
How profound that fate be a part of your life.
For if it ever comes to that,
I would want you to be my wife.

Oh Kat, Oh Kat
My joy forces me to dance
Oh Kat, Oh Kat
My sun rises and sets in your pants

folsom:

sugarpuss is better than you.

sugarpuss will walk all over your fiction skills in her stilettos, and i'm pretty sure she can and will kick your ass.

televisionism:

sugarpuss has big feet, and you know what they say about that...

writes:

sugarpuss is more intresting than me. Which isn't fair. I want to be intresting dammit.

scarletkittygrl:

sugarpuss is articulate, bipolar*, hysterically funny, and sexy as fuck. i've never really met someone quite as fascinating and i highly recommend the sugarpuss.

by bipolar, i mean that she's bipolar and so am i, and she is deserving of understanding (and interesting) friends.

thegreatcurve:

sugarpuss's primal vitality and erotic magnetism are a public menace.

fiercerose:

sugarpuss makes a fine addition to any sort of coffeepuss. (

beehner adds: And make sure she's got some creampuss also.)

haunted_spark:

sugarpuss is one of the most awesome, honest and intense people I've met. She rocks hardcore. I'd go straight for her.

vespertineaw who disappeared without warning:

sugarpuss is really intense. And for the record, I love intense people.

yeslove:

sugarpuss is a CUNT. ♥
and you know I mean that with love.

pelegirl99: The number #1 stalked LJer, ever.
Have you found your personal christ and savior? I encourage you to meet

sugarpuss. She's all that and more.
If you read

sugarpuss's journal, all your wildest dreams will come true.

holy_smokes:

sugarpuss is the bomb.com. She, too, believes in the sanctity of the RSVP and I'd e-thug it up on some rabid EWF with her anyday. ;) P.S. I'd hit it.

kittyofthesea:

sugarpuss is low carb and has zero calories, but is super sweet and carries quite a punch.

dynamike:

sugarpuss is my platonic lifemate.

sugarpuss is one of the most caring friends you'll ever have in your entire life. Not only that, but she's highly intelligent, witty, sexy, and sassy as hell. Those who cross

sugarpuss seldom walk away from a verbal ass-kicking unharmed.

perseph12: Just when I think I've completely lost faith in the Internet,

sugarpuss makes a flamewar fun and stimulating or makes a batch of incredibly beautiful icons or write an LJ entry that is so open and honest that I want to cry. I respect

sugarpuss, and I hope she never stops sharing her life and experiences.

kingtommy: Kat is obviously a bitch. She's not a true bitch because the term bitch is overused. She just tells the truth and since a lot of people can't handle the truth, they tend to call girls who do a bitch, but she rarely intends to be mean. That's what separates her from a real bitch. She simply tells the truth. Can you handle the truth?

By the way, Kat, whether she believes it or not, has one of the most charmed lives ever. Hello, how many "rock stars" have you not only met but befriended? If that doesn't tell you enough about how hot and charming she is, I don't know what will. By the way, she's pretty smart, so don't fuck with her. Otherwise, she may be a bitch to you. Love you, Kat.

twilight_echo:

sugarpuss knows she can do anything; anyone who can survive all she has, be it from the internet or other sources, is the best. She makes gorgeous icons, has great taste in music, is fantastically beautiful, and is very persuasive when it comes to joining communities.

I almost never bother with my MySpace account, but here's the link anyway.

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join

tblsurvivors today!
buttons by my platonic lifemate,

dynamike

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	sugarpuss User Number: 12231 Date Created:08/23/2000 Number of Posts: 9332
Sugarpuss has seen it all. Sugarpuss has spent time in mental hospitals. Sugarpuss is a responsible recreational drug user as well as a harm reductionist. Sugarpuss has five piercings and seven tattoos so far. Sugarpuss has been in jail. Sugarpuss is diagnosed with several mental illnesses and medicated for some of them. Sugarpuss is ashamed of none of these things. Sugarpuss is pro-choice, but rabidly against frivolous abortions. Sugarpuss hates Dubya, but isn't really political. Sugarpuss is easy to talk to, but just as easy to irritate. Sugarpuss has truly loved, and truly lost. Sugarpuss has saved lives, literally and figuratively. Sugarpuss is above all else a maternal figure. Sugarpuss has been on the Ricki Lake show. Sugarpuss has been on the tour bus of more than one hair metal band. Sugarpuss got electrocuted when she was ten and it made her Shirley Temple curls go straight. Sugarpuss: love her, or fucking leave her.
Strengths: Getting on tour buses, doing drugs without being a moron, getting her way, writing unpublishable but lengthy fanfiction, beating people down with a verbal lashing.
Weaknesses: Relationships, drugs, emotionality, overanalyzation, masturbation.
Special Skills: Bending rock stars to my will, making silly graphics, beating the living shit out of people with a verbal stick.
Weapons: Psychological weapons are the only kind for Sugarpuss. And they hurt.
Sugarpuss's On-Again, Off-Again Obsessions: Tori Amos, Pink Floyd, The Cure, hair metal (especially Poison), writing, watching, learning, teaching, marijuana, stimulants, vibrators, inane internet arguments, serial killers, conspiracy theories, forensics.

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i am sugarpuss. this is me:

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i moderate and/or maintain some communities:

liquid_running_, the tori amos icon challenge community.

tblsurvivors, for those of us who survived

toribitchlist

glorious_habits, for intelligent drug users

metal_icontest, the hair metal icon challenge

monroe_icontest, the marilyn monroe icon challenge

anti_courtney, for people who hate courtney love

ask_sugarpuss, which is sort of like dear abby, but not.

real_quote_wars, which died.

rikkirockett, which is for fans of rikki rockett, obviously.

goodlilroses, for tori amos fans

papertoris, a tori amos wallpaper/graphics community

shannon_kringen, for people who don't think that

shannonkringen is an artist

serial_sluts, a ratings community with a twist (if you're into serial killers)

ridethewind, which is for poison fans.

welikepills, which is for the discussion of the legal use of prescription and over-the-counter medications.

web_police, which is for grammar nazis and grammar nazi wannabes alike.

bitchaboutitall, so come bitch about it ALL.

contestofgoth, the gothic icon challenge

devialicious, rating community

i make icons.
i don't update often but i do take requests for icons/graphics.

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come check them out.

i write. i wrote poetry and essays for an online publication called ascension. i also write very long stories about eighties rock stars. i will probably never get "really" published for this reason. sometimes i write in collaboration with

moobie.

i like to bitch and make pointless posts.

i have five piercings (besides my ears) and seven tattoos, so far. my piercings are in my left eyebrow, my navel, my nipples, and my hood (horizontal). i want to eventually get my lip pierced, and maybe get vertical nipple piercings and/or another eyebrow ring. whether or not that will ever actually happen remains to be seen. as for tattoos: the word 'sugar' with stars around it on my left hip, the chinese symbols for 'suffer' and 'sacrifice' on my pelvis, the word 'skin' on my inner left forearm (there's a story behind that), a little heart with an 'r' in it above my heart which stands for my ex's name, and black tribal suns around my nipples. i'd like to eventually get something on the small of my back, and i have a nagging urge to get something hello kitty related, but probably never will.

i am adopted. i am bisexual with a leaning towards feminine men. i am diagnosed with a panic disorder, borderline personality disorder, bipolar disorder, and obsessive-compulsive disorder. i am medicated. klonopin. adderall. seroquel.

i also self-medicate with an array of substances. if you dislike recreational drug use/users, i'm not your girl. i am a responsible (for the most part) and educated drug user. i moderate three forums on dancesafe. i am a harm reductionist and yet in many ways, incredibly harmful towards myself. go figure. i post about drugs sometimes, so either deal with it or don't read my journal.

i am mercurial. i am bitter. i am intelligent, at least compared to many people i run across. i am hard to impress, but easy to talk to. i am easily amused but also easily irritated. i am maternal. i am bored. i am not living up to my potential, nor do i like that phrase. i am occasionally witty. i am demanding. i am selfish. i am 25. my birthday was supposed to be 4/20, which would have been childishly amusing, but i was born a month early.

i have a boyfriend. he is todd, or

enemaboy. he lives here, too. he is 23. he is also probably the kindest, most real boyfriends i've ever had. we have been together since march. this is us:

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my name is catherine, but when i was fifteen someone dubbed me kat and it's been that way ever since. i am named after a grandmother i am not related to. my biological mother wanted to name me julie. i use that name a lot in my fiction, and have seriously considered having my name legally changed.

i am too emotional. i am overly analytical. i am perpetually curious. unstable. i smoke. i do certain drugs. i am rabidly for responsible recreational drug use and rabidly against irresponsible, uneducated, and therefore unnecessarily dangerous drug use. i drink occasionally, very occasionally since the first and so far only time i've ever puked from it, even though i think it's sick that alcohol is legal and weed is not. i keep things messy. i am a fledgling groupie. i have had my boobs signed by eighties hair bands. i have been on tour buses. i have had someone say about me, "it's okay, she's with the band". things like this make me smile. i can be unpredictable. i go from zero to sixty before you can blink, and back to zero before you can do it again.

i am an insomniac. fiercely protective of the people i care about; i am more likely to fuck your shit up for bothering my friends than for punching me in the face. i am emetophobic (which means i am irrationally afraid of vomiting). i am not easily embarrassed. stubborn. high maintenance. opinionated. pro-choice but against frivolous abortions. not very political. sarcastic. blunt. colorful. open-minded. curious.

i like a lot of things. a lot of them are in my interests list. things i don't like are not on that list. i don't like arrogance. or egotism. or superficiality. or pretentiousness. narrowmindedness. cookie cutter people. spicy food. being woken up. menthol cigarettes. stupidity. beer. snoring. obnoxiously bright colors, especially on cars. loud, obnoxious people, particularly drunk ones. alcohol that tastes like alcohol. anna nicole smith. onions. pam anderson, even though i bedgrudgingly admit that i'd probably fuck her. being bored. avril lavigne, even though i begrudgingly admit that she has catchy music and that she can sometimes be almost sexy. tom green. the fact that j-lo's ass once had its own special on mtv. courtney love. axl rose. diet soda. vince neil, though i'm hating him less laetely. paris hilton and her dog. nicole richie, because i think she's incredibly weird-looking. dubya. hypocrisy. war. jessica and ashlee simpson. insomnia. nausea/vomiting. *almost* having an orgasm.

i doubt you even wanted to know that much. i don't really care. we write our journals for an audience, but it's all just mental masturbation.

also,

enthroned is a fucked-up identity thief. just ask